Rethink Again

Yes, very clearly Obama started (the Operation Fast and Furious) gun-tracking program in 2006 when he hypnotized George Bush. Then he secretly ordered Attorney General (Eric) Holder to order the Justice Department to order the ATF to order gun shops to sell guns to Mexican drug cartels and then lose track of them, thereby panicking Americans to gin up support for the draconian gun control measures that Obama has never introduced.

Complicated? Yes. The fevered ramblings of a syphillitic brain? Perhaps. But Occam’s Razor says ‘my answer is right, or I will cut you with a razor.’

—STEPHEN COLBERT, reacting to Republican congressman “and Slytherin House master” Darrell Issa (R - CA) claiming that the Obama administration “very clearly… made a crisis, and they’re using this crisis to somehow take away or limit people’s Second Amendment right,” on The Colbert Report (via inothernews)